blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

pomegranateandivy:

cvinceillustration:

moshita:

Fairies

Cedric Laquieze

These are just so gorgeous..

Those are super pretty and super creepy <3

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

lawebloca:

( via bunnyfood )

lawebloca:

( via bunnyfood )

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.”
—Maya Angelou (via kushandwizdom)
“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”
—Sylvia Plath (via teenager90s)
Me when I play video games
  • Me: Fucking die already
  • Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
  • Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
  • Me: Oh shit hottie alert
  • Me: Move bitch, get out the way
  • Me: *high pitched screaming*
  • Me: Load already
  • Me: uNACCEPTABLE
  • Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
  • Me: *turns off console*
  • Me:
  • Me: *turns console back on*
  • Me: God fucking dammit.
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